A Few Silly Things I Believed True

…and are mostly Mummy’s fault (yes, I’m a fully grown woman and I call my mother Mummy).   Blue lizards steal your teeth I swear, why I don’t have weekly shrink sessions is beyond me. But this one, all of us believed. In Mombasa(where I’m from. Yes, I know I don’t have the accent, I…

Kenya Powerless

I appreciate all that ^CN had done to make my ordeal less  traumatizing, but notwithstanding, you are the topic of my rant. A week ago, I went to Electricity House for the first time, and I have made the effort to annex my prayers with the wish never to grace your premises ever again. First…

Judgement Day I

22nd of December, 2012 The world has ended and all of humanity stands before God to be judged. *Enter the Atheist Atheist: Hallo God: Hallo Atheist: Em, how are you doing? God: Tired as f*. Atheist: Em, are you allowed to swear? God: Who’s going to stop me? Atheist: Huh. (silence)               So you really…

My Thoughts on Scientology

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha For real? A bit lost? Okay, let me start from the beginning. I was watching SouthPark (who said TV’s not educational) and one of the kids was mistaken for the reincarnation of L Hubbard, the founder of the Church of Scientology. Hilarious! But what really got me interested was when they showed what Scientologists…

In the Beginning…

*At the close of negotiations between God and The Other Guy God; Yes, Man can make his own laws. TOG: Awesome!           This is going to be so much fun! God: It’s not a game. TOG: Stop being such a sourpuss.           We’ve had nothing to do since the beginning of time, and now that…

The Man Slut

; a common breed amongst the male human species (our lawyers warn us to include the disclaimer; Does NOT apply to all males of the human species) The species is characterized by his inability to keep his D in his pants and sleeps with every woman within his restricted geographical area, surrounding waterholes and environs….

#MyFridayRant

Come on! I don’t want the teachers to strike! For the completely selfish reason that I want these kids gone! They make noise all day and evening when you are trying to get work done or rest after a hard day’s work and there they are playing their silly games and holding loud conversations about…

#MyFridayRant

People who can’t spell or use language wrongly and have supposedly acquired tertiary education. You are a disgrace to your clan. #myfridayrant

My Thoughts on Religion

You know what we should have? A To-Go-Ko, a combined Torah, Gospel and Koran , you know, so we can all have a bit of something. Generally, I think it is the same religion under different names. Religion is a meme; a similar thought that originates from the mind of individuals, although separated by distance,…