The Man Slut

; a common breed amongst the male human species (our lawyers warn us to include the disclaimer; Does NOT apply to all males of the human species)

The species is characterized by his inability to keep his D in his pants and sleeps with every woman within his restricted geographical area, surrounding waterholes and environs. (Although, they have been noted to migrate to other towns in search of prey)
This type of man most probably has a main woman in his life, usually long term and who is rarely able to discern that her man suffers from this condition until it is too late. (Late; Married and/or pregnant)

It has been noted that men of lower intelligence are more likely to cheat on their mates; we, of the scientific department, wholeheartedly agree.
This behavior usually arises out of the need to prove to other males that he has sexual prowess and thus male superiority. It is also a by product of not having other ‘alpha’ manly characteristics such as career success and wealth.

Current popular aillants include the victims of the Busted show.

Our recommendation; Women with sensitive vital organs (hearts) should stay away. This type of man is incapable of being faithful to any woman in his life.

Once a man slut, always a man slut.

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